Hey J!, Here's my response to your found list of questions. Gotta say, Its reaaal tempting to take pictures of every answer.
1. If I were a month, I would be: July. Nice and toasty.
2. If I were a day of the week, I would be: Saturday. No Work.
3. If I were a time of day, I would be: 4:30, Quiting time.
4. If I were a direction, I would be: Southwest, Good temps there.
5. If I were a piece of furniture, I would be: A low-seated, comfortable, reading armrest chair. Hey, thats today's Picture!

7. If I were a stone, I would be: Obsidian.
8. If I were a tree, I would be: Pecan.
9. If I were a bird, I would be: Big Bird.
10. If I were a tool, I would be: Hammer, just keep banging away.
11. If I were a flower/plant, I would be:Pothos, Epipremnum aureum.
12. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: Hot and Dry.
13. If I were a musical instrument, I would be: Piano.
14. If I were a color, I would be: Dark Blue.
15. If I were an emotion, I would be: Happy.
16. If I were a vegetable, I would be: ???, Corn on the Cob ,maybe.
17. If I were a sound, I would be: Clapping.
18. If I were a car, Iwould be: Nissan Sentra, small, good looking, but definetly the one to get the worst of it in a scrape.
19. If I were a food, I would be: Briskitt, sure a little fatty, but tender and oh so flavorful.
20. If I were a place, I would be: Franklin Mountains. You can see a lot of sky from there.
21. If I were material, I would be: Wood, strong, sturdy, with many shades, and still delicate.
22. If I were a scent, I would be: the smell of a finished pinapple up-side down cake.
23. If I were a word, I would be: sarcastic, obviously, hehehe.
24. If I were a body part, I would be: a hand.
25. If I were a facial expression, I would be: a quirky smile.
26. If I were a subject in school, I would be: Creative Writing. Thats not a copy either, I really would be Creative Writing.
27. If I were a game, I would be: WoW. World of Warcraft, a rather addictive geeky game.